Saturday, June 25, 2016

Kanye West Releases Video For "Famous"

So Kanye West just released what is probably the most grotesque music video I've ever seen. The video is filmed by what is supposed to be a bad cell phone camera and is literally just 5 straight minutes of someone filming a bunch of celebrities sleeping naked in a giant bed.

The video features look-a-likes for Ray-J, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Donald Trump, Bill Cosby, Caitlyn Jenner, George Bush, Amber Rose and others alongside Kanye and Kim Kardashian.

It is literally repulsive.


So I hesitantly forced myself to watch a couple minutes of it, so I could blog about the repulsion it had just brought into my life, before I then became scarily aware of the fact that it looked like I was watching a porno while I'm sitting next to the living room window, causing me to frantically shut it off amidst whispering to myself "oh f*ck!".

I hate you Kanye West. I hate everything you have done to this world and to my eyes. I never, ever needed an image of a naked Donald Trump. Nobody did.

Alas, I think I may have a theory as to why he made such a gross video:

To distract from the cr*p song.

Does Kanye West have even an ounce of musical talent? Literally, anything? Everything he makes sounds like something a guy who just dropped out of college and is living in his parents basement would make on an Acer laptop.

The song, featuring Rihanna, is so bad I'd rather listen to One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful on repeat for 48 hours than listen to it again once.

It starts with him saying "I feel like me and Taylor (Swift) might still have sex, why? I made that b*tch faaaaamous. I made that b*tch faaaaamous."

1) First of all, why is he constantly talking about Taylor Swift? I dislike Taylor Swift as much as the next person, but seriously, does she consume your life so much that you need to mention her at every event you can possibly involve her in? Does the sight of bright red lipstick and blonde hair cause you to feel sick? Do nightmares of bad 2008 pop-country music keep you up at night? Because it seems like it. It seems like you, Kanye West, have a freaky obsession with a vapid pop star who is 13 years your junior. You are a 39 year old adult man, get over it.

2) No you did not. Everybody else has made you famous. Swift, the Kardashians, and the many, many people you have paid off to make you famous, have made you famous.

And furthermore, halfway through the song it starts playing Sister Nancy's Bam Bam in the background, which angered me to the deepest center of my core. Kanye West isn't even deserving of listening to Sister Nancy much less use her song in his own piece of trash.

The only somewhat good song Kanye West has ever made was Heartless and that was written by three other people whilst being produced by Def Jam (who I have mentioned in previous posts in a favourable manner).

So Kanye now has said that he's waiting for somebody to sue him over the video, but the funniest part about all of this is that nobody cares. Almost nobody portrayed in the video has bothered to comment on it and when they have it hasn't been anything exuberantly angry.



Why I gotta have the plumbers butt/ crack showing WAX figure?😂😂😂😂. This nigga KANYE CRAZY, talented, but crazy 😭😭😭🏆" - Chris Brown's Instagram


Goes to show, no matter how many people you talk sh*t about or pay to produce you, if you suck as much as Kanye, eventually nobody is going to give a sh*t.


F*ck you Kanye West,


Chelsea







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